Laura and Norm L. refused to share more than the first initial of their last name because they could be wanted by the IRS.
The elderly couple, from the Tri-Valley, met 20 years ago, stayed married for a decade, then divorced for tax benefits.
They may have legally split, but the still-in-love, still-living-together scofflaws went on a date this Valentine's Day to a comedy show very much in the spirit of their unconventional (dis)union.
Laura and Norm joined a few-dozen others at Bunjo's Comedy Lounge in Dublin for the – a standup show preceded by a warm-up of audience members airing grievances about the holiday or jamming an ex's name through a paper shredder.
Bunjo's founder (the happily married) John DeKoven emceed the show, which featured Jim Kruder, Brendan Lynch and headliner Rachel McDowell.